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I Like You
Age 76 From Austin, Texas - Online - Over 2 weeks ago
Man Seeking A Woman

Basic Information

I Can Speak  
English
I Would Describe Myself As  
Mea Culpa! I have been lying about my age trying to snag some younger fellies. It has backfired on me aka KARMA. Ask me about it if you want to know the results.
I'm looking for beautiful in body, mind and spirit women close to my age or younger who want to be treated with respect and interest and that may enjoy that initial spark building into at bare minimum a long term if not lifetime friendship or perhaps much more.
I am sick of this dastardly curse we are all (not)blessed with preventing me from seeking out a mate or girlfriends.
To keep this short:
I say an introduction here should be like a woman's skirt length; long enough to cover the subject, but short enough to be interesting!

ps-I thank my mother and father's genetics for looking 10-20 years younger than my age. I'm not lying here you be the judge.
I breaks my heart to see so many women with angel like faces that have ruined themselves by shoveling massive groceries down the pie hole. Girls get a grip! Exercise hurts when the lactic acid is produced but you'll get over it, look better, feel better, sleep better, think better.
I don't do fat girls or smokers. Sweat is your friend. Cancer is not.
Sign  
Capricorn

Appearance & Situation

My Body Type Is  
Average
My Height Is  
5' 7 (1.7 m)
My Eyes Are  
Hazel
My Ethnicity Is  
Caucasian
My Marital Situation Is  
Never Married
I Have Kids  
No
I Want Kids  
Not Sure
My Best Feature Is  
Smile
Body Art  
Scarred
My Hair Is  
Light Brown
I Have One Or More Of These  
No pets
Willing To Relocate  
Yes

Status

My Education Level Is  
Some College
My Current Employment Status Is  
Retired
My Speciality Is  
Transportation
My Job Title Is  
Aviation Maintenance Technician
I Make This Much In A Year  
$60,000USD To $74,999USD
I Live  
Alone
I have  
HSV-2 (herpes type 20)
At Home  
Friends Come Over Occasionally
I'm A Smoker  
No
I Drink  
Yes - One Or Two

Personality

My Social Behavior Is  
Boisterous, Observant, Friendly, Comedic, Flirtatious, Outgoing
My Interest And Hobbies Are  
Family, Exercising, Reading, Arts & Crafts, Sports, Learning, Music, Movies, Internet, Dancing, Travel, Cooking, Gardening, Cars, Fishing / Hunting, Camping, Computers
My Idea Of A Great Time Is  
Hanging Out With Friends, Partying, Staying At Home, Trying New Things, The Movies, Relaxing, Reading A Book, Going To A Concert, Going To A Museum
An Ideal First Date Would Be  
Coffee, lunch or dinner. Someplace where we could visit, talk and hopefully enjoy each others company.
Strike the flint and start a spark?
As a retired airline employee, the world is my oyster when it comes to travel. So you ladies that are so geographically constricted and defined. GET OVER IT! If I love you why wouldn't I take you with me or come to you. Get out your globe and let's go. Honey let's go rent a place on Ibiza for the season. No, well maybe Chiang Mai, Montevideo, or Nice? Maybe Dalat, Vietnam?
I've Always Wanted To Try  
Harder to find ladies to date within the constraints of our mutual situation. I honestly am jumping in here because I see some ladies here that I have every intention to pursue with vigor and relish. Isn't that why you are here? I find some of you quite lovely, yes I mean YOU!
My Friends Describe Me As Being  
Friendly, Cool, Raunchy, A Flirt

Views

My Religion Is  
Christian
I Attend Services  
Once A Month
My Political Views Are  
Conservative
My Goal In Life Is  
To lead a life that is happy, inspired, and as a valued member of the community and a blessing to the ones I love and love me.
I haven't figured out exactly why I didn't die after a horrendous airplane crash that two of us survived and I know it was His will that I had the strength with multiple compound fractures to hobble and crawl off the desert in six and a half days of agony. He spoke to me and I listened. I distinctly heard, "Fear not, I am with you always".
Although I continue as a fallen person but that principle and promise guides me.
I am going to pray He helps me find you.
My Kind Of Humor Is  
Clever, Dry / Sarcastic, Friendly, Goofy, Obscure, Slapstick, Raunchy, Sadistic

Taste

On Tv, I Always Watch  
News, Documentaries, Movies, I Don't Like Tv, I Wish I Had A Tv, Sports
When I Go To The Movies, I Always Go To See A  
Action, Science Fiction, Comedy, Drama, Documentary, Thriller
When Listening To Music, I Always Listen To  
Country, Rock, Metal, Pop, Classical, Vacuum Cleaner Noises, Blues, Jazz, Latin, Soul, Reggae, Folk
When I Read, I Always Read  
News, Ancient, Biography, Business, History, Home & Garden, Instructional, Political, Science, Sports, Technical
My Idea Of Fun Is  
Riding my road bicycle on my "Fat Boy 5" or 6.2 miles around my neighborhood while listening to some jamming tunes on my Plantronics Bluetooth
connected headset. The miles and waistline melt away. Ha. Slow dancing with you in all forms of dance perhaps even erotic? I'd better go ride the bike then cold shower? Just thinking of you dear. Hell let's fly to Paris or Bora Bora.

Looking for

What Do You Find Attractive?  
Wit, Flirtatiousness, Power, Money, Spontaneity, Boldness, Sensitivity, Empathy, Great Skills, Humor, Thoughtfullness, Intelligence
What Do You Look For?  
"First I Check The Purse"!
No,no,no! That's a Coasters then later J.Geils Band song. But for a humorous take on this ubiquitous question, give it a listen. Hilarious!
Beauty in body, mind and spirit. Check the list above.
What Kind Of Relationship Are You Seeking?  
Friend, Date, Intimate, Committed
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